I’m not anxious, I just freak out when…

1. The family of 6 is watching me unpack my grocery cart as they wait in line behind me.

2. I see little kids swimming without life jackets in the wave-pool.

3. I get called into the bosses office and I’m told to close the door behind me.

4. I can’t remember if I deleted the selfies off my phone when I’m sharing my vacation pics w/everyone.

5. Someone stares at me without blinking or stares period.

6. I forget my child’s birthdate or my own age when someone asks.

7. I diagnose myself online.

8. I can’t remember if I turned off the flat iron and clothes iron or anything that could burn the house down.

9. I’m not the one driving.

10. The meeting doesn’t end on time.