1. The family of 6 is watching me unpack my grocery cart as they wait in line behind me.
2. I see little kids swimming without life jackets in the wave-pool.
3. I get called into the bosses office and I’m told to close the door behind me.
4. I can’t remember if I deleted the selfies off my phone when I’m sharing my vacation pics w/everyone.
5. Someone stares at me without blinking or stares period.
6. I forget my child’s birthdate or my own age when someone asks.
7. I diagnose myself online.
8. I can’t remember if I turned off the flat iron and clothes iron or anything that could burn the house down.
9. I’m not the one driving.
10. The meeting doesn’t end on time.