Stop confusing me, can we just say this instead of that…

1. “That’s cool” instead of “That’s sick”.
2. “Cycling outfit” instead of “Cycling kit”.
3. “It’s not included” instead of “Alacarte”.
4. “With ice” instead of “On the rocks”.
5. “A little temp” instead of a “Low grade temp”.
6. “Riding my ass” instead of “Tailgating”.
7. “Mouth job” instead of “Blow job”
8. “Test result is Healthy” instead of “Test result is Negative”
9. “When it gets dark” instead of “At dusk”.
10. “Orange Champagne juice” instead of “Mimosa”.