I Feel So Cool When…

1. I can pour a beer and it’s only 20% head.
2. I can calculate the tip without a calculator.
3. I can parallel park in 1 try.
4. I know more words to a song than my husband.
5. I can reach my toes in yoga.
6. I order my grande iced nonfat mocha w/no whip at Starbucks.
7. I have a reservation and don’t have to wait in line.
8. The manager at a restaurant comes up and asks how our meal is (I pretend he didn’t ask anyone else).
9. My kid is smarter than yours.
10. I say I took French for 4 years (even though I only remember the alphabet and some food words).