I Don’t Feel That Cool When…

1. I think you’re waving to me and it’s the people behind me.
2. I get beeped at in the fast food line cause I can’t find the meal I always order.
3. I trip over my feet when I’m running.
4. I can’t figure out my 4th grader’s math homework.
5. I show up to an invite only event and I wasn’t invited.
6. I forgot my wallet and unloaded all the groceries at the checkout.
7. I get lost during the 5k race.
8. I can’t remember my age.
9. I forgot to bring a present to a birthday party.
10. I forgot to put on deodorant.