10 Things She Probably Doesn’t Want You to Share With Her

1. How big the 💩 you left in the toilet was.

2. How much you don’t listen to her.

3. How much your hemorrhoids itch.

4. How sweaty your junk is.

5. Facebook reminded you it’s her birthday.

6. You don’t like her cooking.

7. How many women you think are hotter than her.

8. Your ex was good at something.

9. You don’t like her dog.

10. How much money you spent at the strip club.