How Do You Know if Your Guests Really Liked Your Cooking? Here Are 10 Signs It Wasn’t a Success:

  1. They are drinking a lot of water, milk, whatever they can wash it down with.
  2. They are talking to the dog a lot.
  3. Their napkin seems awfully large.
  4. Their face looks like it’s in pain.
  5. They accidentally drop or push their plate off the table and don’t ask for more.
  6. They suddenly get up to use the bathroom after eating.
  7. They ask if you followed a recipe.
  8. They ask if you have anything else to eat.
  9. They start gagging.
  10. They spit it out.