10 Things Not to Say to the Host of the Party

  1. I really love the shelving you have in all of your closets upstairs.
  2. Do you care if my husband and I borrow your bedroom quick?
  3. Do you have any other food or drinks?
  4. Can I take a bath quick?
  5. Do you have any laxatives?
  6. Your house smells just like my Grandmas used to smell like.
  7. Can you put your dog outside until we leave?
  8. Do you care if I walk around and take some pics of your house?
  9. Are you guys planning on remodeling?
  10. Could I have a ziplock bag for the leftover snacks?