10 Things NOT To Say If You Want The Job

1. My biggest weakness is laziness, but don’t worry that’s never at work.

2. Do you guys have surveillance cameras?

3. Are you a micromanager?

4. Is there wifi?

5. Do you allow pets in the office? If not, it’s cool. I’ll just run home & walk my cats on my lunch break.

6. I’m thinking of having another baby soon, do you offer good maternity leave?

7. I never looked at your website, but your job posting sounded cool.

8. People at my former job would describe me as a daydreamer.

9. Do you frown upon inter company relationships?

10. Do you provide report cards?